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Are you reporting a burglary?

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No.

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I don't know. Well, yeah.

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And they got your credit card?

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No, I've still got the credit card.

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So nothing's missing?

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Nothing's missing, but somebody's tried
forging my signature.

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Right. In a shop?

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No, it's just a piece of notepaper.

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Found it in my garden this morning.

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So not in the house?

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So they could have just gone rooting
through your bin.

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But the notepaper's from your telephone
pad.

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I kept it inside the house.

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Well, yeah.

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Do you want to bring it in so we can
have a look at it?

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What was your name again?

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Gary Dugdale.

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D -U -G... D -A -L -E.

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68 Stanton Road.

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You don't remember me?

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Segway's car park?

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You reversed into my trolley.

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Oh, yeah, OK, yeah.

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Sorry about that. You got me on the
blind spot.

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Oh, where are the eggs?

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Cat food, mostly.

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Oh, again, sorry.

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Tina! Come on, this was your idea. I'm
not going in on my own.

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See you.

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Bye, Gary.

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Bye. Again.

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What? Late.

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See?

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He following me?

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Oh, hiya.

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Do you live round here? No, I drop a
mate off from work.

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Rendall Street.

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My locals always run out of milk by tea
time. Ain't long life.

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Which must mean you do.

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What? Live round here.

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Oh, right, yeah.

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Stanton Road.

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Right.

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Let's get going.

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Nice to see you.

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Nothing. I just thought you couldn't
start your car. No, I just... I never

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it when I'm driving.

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Mum, I'll have to go.

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Fancy a drink sometime?

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I don't know yet.

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OK. Yeah?

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I can't do weekends.

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OK. Tuesday, Thursday I'm down with Jim.
OK.

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So, Monday, Wednesday or Friday?

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Yeah. OK.

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Wait.

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Yeah, Wednesday.

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Tomorrow, half seven.

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OK.

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It's Tina.

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Tina.

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I'm Gary.

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I'll see you then, Tina.

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How do I know you'll be there?

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I will. I definitely will. How come?
Have you ever said where?

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I said Black Bull.

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No. That's the rule.

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You didn't.

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Well, there.

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Don't not have a girlfriend because
that's a problem.

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I just don't have one.

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Right now. Okay.

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When was your last relationship?

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Does it matter?

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It's not important. It's just a
conversation.

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August.

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Girl called Ellen.

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Long term?

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Fortnight.

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That's the Ellen you met in Spain, then.

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How do you know?

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Well, you met her in August, when
everybody's away.

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And that t -shirt you wear in the gym
says Minocca 2001.

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And it lasted a fortnight.

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I'm clever like that.

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Is it Pa?

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Me dad's house.

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Is it me or dad?

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No.

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It's not too personal question. Why are
you making coffee?

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Don't know

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I thought you had to be up for half six.

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I'll set the alarm on the mobile.

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I'm not sleeping.

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I'm not actually sleeping with anybody.

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I'll get a taxi.

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Pay for it.

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So you give all?

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Yeah. She any good?

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Yeah. She's dirty.

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No.

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There's nothing as normal.

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That's how you do it, eh?

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See, I reckon they leave you too long
between jumps. You're always too

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flattered. No wonder they walk all over
you.

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It's like anybody needs advice from you.

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Well, actually, er... She's not phoned
me back since.

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Probably shite in the sack. No sympathy.

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He tried talking to her.

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I don't know why. Words.

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Ring.

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Didn't give us a number.

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Oh, well, listen, it sounds like you
were dead on arrival there.

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At least you got laid. Take your
blessings. Move on.

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She'll be at the gym tomorrow.

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I'm going to give her my number. Start
off. How old are you?

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I don't want to feel like a prick.

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Me neither.

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What's it going to look like?

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Oh, your mate says, oh, you ring him.

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Oh, just give her the number. If she
rings, she rings.

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How come you couldn't come and find me
yourself?

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If you were going to say no, I didn't
want to be there.

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I'm more likely to say no to some half
-baked prick like Kev than you.

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Anyway, what's wrong with hearing no
every now and again?

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Kev knows how to talk to women.

128
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Like a ten -year -old?

129
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You think that's endearing? He does OK
out of it.

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If your sole ambition is to get your end
away, sure.

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As opposed to... Finding a mate.

132
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Which am I?

133
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You know there's a difference, or you'd
never resent him.

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I'm just not that confident about
myself.

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Would you ever want to be?

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No.

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Is your dad's bed?

138
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Yeah. When's he back?

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He died last March.

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I only realised I was adopted when he
died and I got this place. Don't want to

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talk about it. I'm fine.

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No, I'm not.

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I moved in here end of January.

144
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Still a bit like walking around a
museum.

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Where's your mum?

146
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She died the year I was born.

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I got adopted back, well, I didn't know
I was adopted by my parents.

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Near my brother Steve.

149
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Which one of you?

150
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He's younger.

151
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Do you think we look alike?

152
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Oh, yeah.

153
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I used to think so.

154
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But we're from separate parents.

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I got home from work one day and there
was a solicitor's letter.

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I thought I was in trouble for
something.

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But they sat me down and told me I owned
a house.

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The whole house.

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Price being the parents who brought us
up should have told us Jean's back.

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You weren't told you were adopted.

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It's kind of screwed me up for a while.

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Not exactly on speaking terms.

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You and your brother?

164
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No, Steve's still in touch.

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When he wants to be.

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Do you want me to come round?

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Tonight?

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Old men as accessories, come on. You can
get an odd on hearing what I do with a

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girlfriend. I reckon that means walking
up to her. You know what, you're like a

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bloody virgin, you.

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Hey, at least I've got a pulse.

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Like a virgin!

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Just for the very first time!

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00:14:22,891 --> 00:14:26,829
Well, you're always feeding me and it's
starting to look a bit one way.

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Don't mind.

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I do.

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Get yourself a drink, put some music on
and watch me cook.

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High pace, low fat, which kind of sums
up all the rest of my business.

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And you don't wash up. You're not
allowed to wash up, right?

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Why not?

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You clean this place like it's not
yours.

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It's left to you for a reason. Just live
in it.

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Where did the floorboards go?

184
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Everywhere I look there are personal
belongings of somebody I've never met.

185
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Things aren't always where I left them.

186
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I don't believe in stuff like that.

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It's like when you drop a pen and you
reach down to pick it up, but it's not

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there.

189
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Days later, you find it in another room.

190
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That's a brain thing. It's not ghosting.

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It definitely happens around here.

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A lot.

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I know that sounds mad, but...

194
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You just sound a bit mixed up, Gary.

195
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:13,320
Why shouldn't you?

196
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,539
No, no, my wallet.

197
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,459
Did you pick it up off the dressing
table?

198
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:53,870
It was in my pocket. I saw it on the
dressing table.

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Sorry. Shit. Forget it. I'll stick it on
my card.

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00:16:57,641 --> 00:17:00,019
You don't have to do that. I'm not going
to drive all the way back for your

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wallet.

202
00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:02,680
Bet he's done that deliberately.

203
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Mum got lonely.

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Wanted me back.

205
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So I had to give the flat up.

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I didn't mind, but we should have just
rented it out now.

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This has only felt like my space since
you turned up.

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Hiya, Gary.

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Hiya.

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00:17:31,561 --> 00:17:33,829
Before I forget, I'm looking for the
furniture.

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I trusted you with the set, you know.

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00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:49,680
Well, not odd. It's loud.

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I can cope with that.

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Mum?

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00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,000
Gary. Oh, God.

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00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:02,830
Where's the light?

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00:18:02,891 --> 00:18:04,899
The aura.

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00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,490
She talks like he's a saint. I'm looking
for the aura.

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Pleased to meet you, Maggie.

220
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,619
Oh, you don't know me well enough to
call me Maggie. It's Margaret to you.

221
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That's my fault I told him to call you
that.

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Rice, come in.

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Cheers.

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I love

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Tina

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She thinks like I do

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I think like she does.

228
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I don't know what else to say.

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00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:29,740
I think Gary said it all.

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I'd just like to thank you all for the
money rather than presents.

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We didn't need furniture or whatever
because we've already done that.

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If nobody minds, I'm going to put all
this towards John's hospice who looked

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after Gary's dad.

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00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,650
Not that we don't need the money, it's
just they need it more than us.

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Thank you, everybody.

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Leave me alone.

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Tina, what's happened to you? If you
don't leave me alone, I'm ringing the

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police.

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00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,450
What, Tina?

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I'm ringing the police.

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Let me in. Open the front door.

242
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,400
Please. Let me in, Tina.

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Let me in.

244
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,710
She's in there. She's hurt.

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00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,170
Tina. Come on, Dad.

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00:21:28,171 --> 00:21:30,449
Let's get outside and let us have a
look.

247
00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:33,209
No. What's she doing there? Someone's
into her or something.

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Tina. Come on, mate. Hey, get off me.
Get off me.

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Come on, Dad.

250
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Come on, give it a rest. Get off.

251
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Get him outside.

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00:21:41,290 --> 00:21:44,029
What about her? Get him to sit down and
I'll get back to her.

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Tina.

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Just keep walking.

255
00:21:49,610 --> 00:21:52,550
No. Get off me. Stop it. I'm telling
you.

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Listen to me! Calm down or you'll know
where to go, all right? I'll sort it

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Listen!

258
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I'm telling you!

259
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I haven't done anything!

260
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:07,190
I can't... I haven't done anything!

261
00:22:10,281 --> 00:22:12,109
It's OK.

262
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You can't touch her now.

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00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:15,729
We're going to get you to hospital and
you'll be fine.

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To what hospital?

265
00:22:16,781 --> 00:22:19,409
Honestly, it's in your better interest
to be seen by a doctor.

266
00:22:19,410 --> 00:22:22,480
Even if all it means is to say that
you've been seen by a doctor.

267
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:24,400
Yeah. Come on.

268
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:32,020
How could I?

269
00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:34,710
I didn't finish work till everybody else
did.

270
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,560
I drove straight home. Ask anybody.

271
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,210
Any witnesses?

272
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,960
Passengers? No.

273
00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:41,820
Nobody lives where I do.

274
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:45,580
I drove straight home. It's a 20 -minute
journey. I finish at five.

275
00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:47,060
I got home at half five.

276
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:48,860
Check. That's 30 minutes.

277
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,240
There was an accident on the A34.

278
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:52,510
Check.

279
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:56,020
Why would he hit her? I love her.

280
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:57,430
Yeah?

281
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:58,780
I couldn't hit her.

282
00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:00,280
I've never hit anybody.

283
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:02,720
I've never hit anybody.

284
00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:05,320
Check. You'd better talk to your
solicitor.

285
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,810
Am I being charged?

286
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,270
Not right now.

287
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,820
Have you got a solicitor?

288
00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:12,900
Yeah. No.

289
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,640
No, not for this. For the house.

290
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:17,560
But can I just talk to her?

291
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,320
That's the last thing she wants.

292
00:23:20,340 --> 00:23:21,600
Why? What's she saying?

293
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,600
She's with the police surgeon.

294
00:23:27,311 --> 00:23:29,339
Can I go home?

295
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:30,900
Not if she needs to. It's my house.

296
00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:34,430
That's something your solicitor will
have to get involved with.

297
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,310
She's changed the bloody locks and it's
my house.

298
00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:40,030
And I'm sure that means everything to
you, Gary.

299
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,810
Hey!

300
00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:08,380
Dad, what's going on? Where's Maggie?

301
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,740
Turn around and walk out, pal.

302
00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:12,230
Where's Maggie?

303
00:24:12,231 --> 00:24:14,359
I just want to tell her I didn't do
anything.

304
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,259
Wrong house.

305
00:24:15,260 --> 00:24:16,400
There's no Maggie here.

306
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,530
Turn and walk.

307
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,060
Walk, or I'll hit you. Maggie lives
here.

308
00:24:20,061 --> 00:24:21,679
She lives here.

309
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,599
We live here.

310
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,960
And you're scaring my wife.

311
00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:27,870
I won't ask again.

312
00:24:47,951 --> 00:24:49,799
What are you doing?

313
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,179
We were on this earlier. We didn't bring
your cleaner room. It's my cleaner

314
00:24:52,180 --> 00:24:53,800
room. Give me the keys, love.

315
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,040
What's the alarm tone?

316
00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,490
Oh, you shut it off?

317
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:01,750
We have eight zero.

318
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,120
We can change it when we've got it.

319
00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:08,390
Right, we'll check inside first, all
right? Come on, love, you're all right.

320
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:10,150
Stick with me.

321
00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:16,100
Right, I'll go put you in here.

322
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,580
Yeah, I'll go in the middle one.

323
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:25,950
No, not in here.

324
00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:29,570
It was him. One of the neighbours
clocked him.

325
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,010
You can bring her in.

326
00:25:32,011 --> 00:25:33,439
Is he a regular?

327
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,490
Nah, first timer.

328
00:25:36,691 --> 00:25:38,099
How

329
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:47,019
long

330
00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:48,539
is it going to take for your friend to
arrive?

331
00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:51,940
She was in a taxi already, so straight
away.

332
00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:54,809
You've got a blow coming round to board
your window up.

333
00:25:54,810 --> 00:25:56,070
Have you got money to pay?

334
00:25:56,310 --> 00:25:57,360
Tina!

335
00:25:57,870 --> 00:25:58,920
Tina!

336
00:26:03,030 --> 00:26:04,490
Shirley, come with me.

337
00:26:05,950 --> 00:26:09,329
What, are you friends or you work
together or...? Never mind about me.

338
00:26:09,330 --> 00:26:12,070
look at her? You lot are no use to
dandering gum.

339
00:26:15,830 --> 00:26:17,370
Hey! I'm going, I'm going.

340
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,030
I just need one thing.

341
00:26:19,770 --> 00:26:21,880
What have you told him? Get him out of
here.

342
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:25,709
She said her name was Maggie. She said
that was her mum. He's half his face

343
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:27,309
you get him out of here. You're a liar.

344
00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:30,210
You are a liar. Get out, Gary. Come on,
get out.

345
00:26:30,211 --> 00:26:35,789
If I did it, why have I not been
charged? I'm going to be driving past

346
00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:38,109
every ten minutes tonight. Why has she
not pressed charges?

347
00:26:38,110 --> 00:26:41,129
And if I so much as smell you, Gary,
you're locked up. Because I didn't do

348
00:26:41,130 --> 00:26:43,420
That woman in there, she told me it was
her mum.

349
00:26:43,421 --> 00:26:46,169
Gary, get in the car. I'll run you
through her mates.

350
00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:47,490
Piss off. I've got my own car.

351
00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:50,460
Gary, stay here a sec till you've calmed
down. Piss off.

352
00:27:35,630 --> 00:27:36,680
Oh, my God.

353
00:27:37,710 --> 00:27:38,760
Are you bleeding?

354
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,040
It's our garage.

355
00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:42,710
Nothing. Oh, yeah.

356
00:27:47,310 --> 00:27:48,360
Dad?

357
00:27:59,450 --> 00:28:02,520
I thought you weren't calling me that
these days. Leave it out.

358
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,060
I don't know.

359
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,360
I've no idea.

360
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,420
I had to get him out of bed.

361
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:37,470
She says she wants a full one by him
back for the nuisance of it all.

362
00:28:41,670 --> 00:28:47,369
I don't understand why this girl would
come out with all this shit if you had

363
00:28:47,370 --> 00:28:48,420
nothing to do with it.

364
00:28:48,490 --> 00:28:49,540
That makes two of us.

365
00:28:49,950 --> 00:28:51,210
I mean, was she attacked?

366
00:28:51,211 --> 00:28:52,949
Could she have thought it was you?

367
00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:56,749
I'm not being funny, Gary, but unless
I've missed anything major, this sounds

368
00:28:56,750 --> 00:28:58,010
like half a tale to me.

369
00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:59,710
I'd do that to a woman.

370
00:29:00,210 --> 00:29:02,380
You'd think I flipped and I don't
remember.

371
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,500
Why would I not tell you if I knew more?

372
00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:12,379
It's hard to judge. You only told us you
were getting engaged two days before

373
00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,430
the party.

374
00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:17,380
Harry, Steve said, where's the harm in
that? But we were very hurt, Gary.

375
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,640
So was Steve, truth be told.

376
00:29:19,641 --> 00:29:22,859
Do you know where Steve's hanging out?

377
00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:23,910
He's back here.

378
00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:25,510
Manchester -based.

379
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:26,850
Delivering cars.

380
00:29:27,380 --> 00:29:29,800
Odd hours, so just a bed.

381
00:29:31,050 --> 00:29:32,150
It was nice to be that.

382
00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:43,350
I know you think we hurt your big style.

383
00:29:44,710 --> 00:29:51,210
It probably sounds childish to say
quits, but... You know what I'm saying?

384
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,130
How's it going?

385
00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:19,660
I don't answer that. I call Mum on the
doorstep.

386
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:23,530
Jabbering ten to the dozen. She's a bit
pissed, but I got the gist.

387
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,610
It's all right.

388
00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:27,910
We'll talk about it tomorrow. Go back to
sleep.

389
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,870
How come you didn't tell me you got a
new job?

390
00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:02,500
Well, you're never in.

391
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:03,890
I've got a mobile.

392
00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:07,290
Oh, like we can only afford to be
ringing mobiles up all the time.

393
00:31:09,420 --> 00:31:12,840
So... Bust up with a bird?

394
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,210
A bit more than that.

395
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,780
OK. Bust up with a fiancée, then?

396
00:31:18,820 --> 00:31:19,870
More than that.

397
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,060
Come on, then. Come on.

398
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:41,720
She's only just moved in.

399
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,920
She has receipts for furniture.

400
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,440
Which I paid her back for.

401
00:31:47,060 --> 00:31:49,530
You jointly own the title deeds to the
property?

402
00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:51,460
No. It's in my name.

403
00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:56,519
I inherited it. You told me I inherited
it. But you signed Christina onto the

404
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,720
deed six months ago.

405
00:31:58,300 --> 00:31:59,350
Who's Christina?

406
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:00,940
Chris. Tina.

407
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,680
I haven't even met her six months ago.

408
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,940
Is that your signature or not?

409
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,570
No.

410
00:32:13,230 --> 00:32:14,490
You watched me sign that?

411
00:32:14,491 --> 00:32:16,069
No, I don't handle conveyancing.

412
00:32:16,070 --> 00:32:17,810
You did it through our Mrs Hayworth.

413
00:32:17,830 --> 00:32:18,880
I didn't.

414
00:32:18,881 --> 00:32:22,709
That's a very serious accusation. Could
you ask Mrs Hayworth to step into my

415
00:32:22,710 --> 00:32:24,270
office, please, immediately?

416
00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:32,110
Gary, is it true that you've had
psychiatric problems in the past?

417
00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:33,500
No.

418
00:32:34,210 --> 00:32:37,450
I got antidepressants prescribed 18
months ago for something...

419
00:32:39,310 --> 00:32:40,450
Who said psychiatric?

420
00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:44,440
Now, it's important that you are very
honest with me. I need to build a case.

421
00:32:44,650 --> 00:32:45,700
Why would I lie?

422
00:32:46,110 --> 00:32:47,290
Who said psychiatric?

423
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:50,550
That's totally untrue.

424
00:32:51,050 --> 00:32:53,790
I got the prescription stuff. I didn't
even take it.

425
00:32:54,270 --> 00:32:55,320
Who said it?

426
00:32:56,610 --> 00:33:01,689
Oh, Mrs Hayworth, this is Gary Dugdale.
You transferred his title deeds into

427
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,250
joint and aims six months ago.

428
00:33:03,610 --> 00:33:04,660
Hello again.

429
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,330
You've never met me.

430
00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:08,480
Have you?

431
00:33:08,590 --> 00:33:09,640
I'm not sure.

432
00:33:10,450 --> 00:33:11,500
What's going on?

433
00:33:12,350 --> 00:33:16,070
I'm not sure, but I think we'd better
all take a seat and... You're sacked.

434
00:33:16,350 --> 00:33:17,910
I'm going to sue the arse off you.

435
00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:28,680
No,

436
00:33:34,090 --> 00:33:35,230
you don't. Piss off.

437
00:33:35,450 --> 00:33:36,500
I came to apologise.

438
00:33:36,810 --> 00:33:40,370
Fine. Piss off. I made a mistake. I
scared you and your wife, and I'm sorry.

439
00:33:44,450 --> 00:33:45,500
Apology accepted.

440
00:33:45,510 --> 00:33:47,190
But I have been in the house before.

441
00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:50,909
Tuesday, 18th of Feb. My girlfriend
brought me here to meet a woman she said

442
00:33:50,910 --> 00:33:51,409
her mum.

443
00:33:51,410 --> 00:33:52,460
Fuck you.

444
00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:53,540
No.

445
00:33:57,130 --> 00:34:00,140
She said she was called Maggie, but her
real name's Shirley.

446
00:34:03,010 --> 00:34:04,210
Shirley had you in here?

447
00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:05,690
Tuesday, 18th of Feb.

448
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:10,080
When we were in Spain, you best come in.
What does he want?

449
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:13,910
Your bloody auntie Shirley's caused
this. Tell her what you just told me.

450
00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:48,290
It's me. Open up.

451
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:50,590
Now! How come me?

452
00:34:50,591 --> 00:34:52,529
I don't know what you're talking about.

453
00:34:52,530 --> 00:34:54,709
Tony, didn't you flip me out of the
telephone directory?

454
00:34:54,710 --> 00:34:59,850
You could go to prison for what you...
Look, you're a nice fella.

455
00:35:00,070 --> 00:35:01,120
It's not personal.

456
00:35:01,210 --> 00:35:02,260
He's bad.

457
00:35:07,130 --> 00:35:08,180
Hiya.

458
00:35:09,970 --> 00:35:11,650
You're in the bottom oven, love.

459
00:35:13,230 --> 00:35:14,950
There's no red cabbage left.

460
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:16,970
Absolutely.

461
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:57,059
I love the not ideal circumstances,
Gary, but I think it's nice having us

462
00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:58,110
under the same roof.

463
00:35:58,260 --> 00:35:59,520
Your dad thinks so, too.

464
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:03,899
It's been a hard year for all of us,
Gary, but I think we're stronger than to

465
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,700
let a thing like this come between us.

466
00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:08,860
Have you ever used the keys to my house?

467
00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:10,670
What?

468
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:12,150
No!

469
00:36:12,151 --> 00:36:16,179
Well, apart from when you had that telly
delivered in the early days and I sat

470
00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:17,059
in for you.

471
00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:19,720
Not since, because you made it clear
that we weren't.

472
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,850
Whatever.

473
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,000
You put the alarm code on the key rig.
No, I haven't.

474
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:32,220
23rd of March, 2303. Yeah, yeah, I put
23rd of March, but not 2303.

475
00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:33,620
I'm not daft, Gary.

476
00:36:37,460 --> 00:36:40,900
Not on anybody else's? You're the only
person we know with an alarm.

477
00:36:45,801 --> 00:36:49,659
Well, Stephen's doing well for himself.

478
00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:50,709
Aye, well.

479
00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:54,350
He's sober and working, but she seems to
think he deserves a medal for.

480
00:36:56,490 --> 00:37:01,210
When did he start kipping here? Er, New
Year. Well, off and on since October,

481
00:37:01,370 --> 00:37:02,420
when he lost his flat.

482
00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:06,600
What's he doing now?

483
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:08,400
I can't remember.

484
00:37:09,050 --> 00:37:10,100
Ask him.

485
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:36,240
Nobody else knew I'd been on Prozac. I
told you twice.

486
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,700
Talk to me now or you're dead.

487
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,160
What's going on?

488
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,040
Gary. Come on, Gary. Open up.

489
00:38:43,540 --> 00:38:44,590
I'm not kidding.

490
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:45,710
Get off me.

491
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,370
They used their keys to get into my
house.

492
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,340
Gary, just back off. Calm down.

493
00:38:50,341 --> 00:38:51,759
You've been in my house.

494
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:52,960
You copied my signature.

495
00:38:52,961 --> 00:38:55,999
You told them I'd seen a shrink. You're
the only person who could have. What are

496
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,050
you talking about?

497
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,330
How do you know Tina?

498
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,960
I don't believe it! All right, all
right!

499
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:06,880
I do, I just do.

500
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,820
Stephen, get out here, now!

501
00:39:13,260 --> 00:39:14,310
She's a prostitute.

502
00:39:16,740 --> 00:39:18,000
Is that how you met her?

503
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,640
You screwed her?

504
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,530
No.

505
00:39:26,540 --> 00:39:28,060
I just offered her a deal.

506
00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:30,560
She's a businesswoman.

507
00:39:32,430 --> 00:39:35,740
Screw Gary and his big paid -for house
and walk away with half of it.

508
00:39:36,490 --> 00:39:38,600
It's dead easy. She's a good -looking
girl.

509
00:39:39,670 --> 00:39:40,720
She's clever.

510
00:39:42,970 --> 00:39:46,160
And she's got the law on her side, so
you won't win, you can't win.

511
00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:48,850
It's my fault they inherited a house.

512
00:39:50,510 --> 00:39:52,070
It's your fault you walked away.

513
00:39:52,310 --> 00:39:54,660
What are you on about, walked away? From
here!

514
00:39:56,050 --> 00:39:57,100
This! Me!

515
00:39:57,270 --> 00:39:59,560
See where I was. Oh, I knew where you
were, Gary.

516
00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:03,600
My arguments with Mum and Dad, not you.

517
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,540
I gave you five grand.

518
00:40:06,541 --> 00:40:10,219
As soon as my dad's money came through,
I gave you five grand, just like that,

519
00:40:10,220 --> 00:40:11,219
you bastard.

520
00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:12,179
Thank you.

521
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:13,860
Bike's outside if you want it back.

522
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:14,950
Twisted little shit.

523
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:18,759
You beat her up so she could blame me.
Oh, I never touched her. I've seen her

524
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,940
face. No, Shirley did all that.

525
00:40:22,140 --> 00:40:25,540
I tried to warn him. I said it was a bit
over the top.

526
00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:28,950
You know, I'm not fair on you if you
ended up doing time for it.

527
00:40:31,001 --> 00:40:34,159
They didn't trust me, obviously.

528
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,170
It wasn't my shout anymore. They'd got
their eye on the prize.

529
00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:41,700
And nobody, not me, not you, could do
anything about that.

530
00:40:41,701 --> 00:40:46,159
She'll get half the house through the
court and more if you make her press

531
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,210
charges for assault.

532
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,620
They offered you a room.

533
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,260
Yeah, you did get it, yeah.

534
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,160
You could have lived rent -free.

535
00:40:53,161 --> 00:40:54,179
Not interested.

536
00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:56,770
I'd have flipped the house with you. Not
interested.

537
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:58,150
I'd give you money.

538
00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:59,680
Any money you asked for.

539
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,180
Definitely not interested.

540
00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:13,200
What's going on? Gary?

541
00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:15,110
Steve?

542
00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:39,590
Paid for, Gary.

543
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,160
Finds out who his real dad is.

544
00:41:45,260 --> 00:41:46,420
House in Didsbury.

545
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:49,040
Car, bank account.

546
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,010
We're hay.

547
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,090
Yeah?

548
00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:55,430
No.

549
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,640
He goes and has a breakdown.

550
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,040
You make me sick.

551
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,230
Meanwhile, big non -Steve here is
thinking.

552
00:42:07,530 --> 00:42:12,090
Well, if they lied to Gary, that's the
reason they lied to me.

553
00:42:17,490 --> 00:42:18,730
I'm not theirs either.

554
00:42:20,210 --> 00:42:24,790
But that pair... That pair of lying
twats!

555
00:42:25,650 --> 00:42:32,369
How dare I? Me believing for 24 years,
24 years, that I came

556
00:42:32,370 --> 00:42:34,110
from, from normal trash.

557
00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:36,230
Round here trash.

558
00:42:38,030 --> 00:42:40,910
All the kind of freaks I tracked down,
and I mean freaks.

559
00:42:42,150 --> 00:42:43,650
That's where you left me, Gary.

560
00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:46,890
Having to cope with all that.

561
00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:51,820
But you were two of your own house to
even ask about me.

562
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:53,320
They weren't mine.

563
00:42:53,910 --> 00:42:54,960
No!

564
00:42:55,170 --> 00:42:56,610
24 years!

565
00:42:58,850 --> 00:43:00,630
That's all you did well, lie!

566
00:43:00,950 --> 00:43:02,000
Shut up, Stephen.

567
00:43:02,410 --> 00:43:04,570
You've got a home.

568
00:43:05,070 --> 00:43:06,120
You've got a family.

569
00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:09,500
Oh, thanks for that big effort.

570
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,919
When you came to us, you had two broken
arms, Stephen. You couldn't feed

571
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,000
yourself for a year.

572
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:18,240
Why in God's name would anybody want to
tell you that?

573
00:43:18,580 --> 00:43:21,140
Well, I'm hiccuping in blame for
everything.

574
00:43:23,260 --> 00:43:26,060
I didn't think it would go this far.

575
00:43:52,590 --> 00:43:53,670
You shouldn't be here.

576
00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:54,840
That was my line.

577
00:44:17,470 --> 00:44:18,970
Gareth changed his mind, Tina.

578
00:44:19,870 --> 00:44:21,010
He'd rather go to court.

579
00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:24,390
Fine by me.

580
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:25,530
Law's on my side.

581
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,050
Bits of it are.

582
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,880
Well, I never forged any signatures.

583
00:44:28,881 --> 00:44:33,239
You can't back out. Well, that's what
I'm saying. You're not the only one with

584
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:34,290
any evidence.

585
00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:40,199
He's got the original, which you found
by the bins, which are reported to the

586
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,640
police beginning of January.

587
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:46,020
So? So the original's got my prints on
it. It's your problem, mate.

588
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:51,300
That police report predates you living
here, or pretend living here.

589
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,330
It nearly worked.

590
00:44:56,420 --> 00:44:57,470
I apologise.

591
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,600
Pack your bags, Tina.

592
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,250
No chance.

593
00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:02,960
Now, come on, don't hiss about.

594
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,560
I'm ringing the phone.

595
00:45:12,311 --> 00:45:13,879
I've

596
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:20,879
signed

597
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,560
an affidavit with this solicitor.

598
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,020
I'd make them the signatures of forgery.

599
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,780
Too many people know, Tina.

600
00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:34,619
And they've got your prints on all the
same documents, so...

601
00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:40,180
Has he told you what a wanker he thinks
you are, eh?

602
00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:44,979
Which I can definitely testify to. I
never met a broad like you. It was like

603
00:45:44,980 --> 00:45:46,300
shagging a five -year -old.

604
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,820
You've no opinions of your own. You wait
to be told what to think.

605
00:45:50,140 --> 00:45:51,880
It's a mess, no, it isn't. Oh, OK.

606
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,030
I don't know how to cope with it. Yeah,
you do. Oh, OK.

607
00:45:55,031 --> 00:45:56,239
You're pathetic.

608
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,350
That's really rich coming from a
prosaic.

609
00:46:00,380 --> 00:46:01,430
You're dead for this.

610
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,800
Yeah? Good.

611
00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:06,930
Good. It'll stop me being a big
disappointment all round.

612
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:08,900
I mean, dead for this.

613
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,970
He says you can keep any engagement
presses, by the way.

614
00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:14,670
He can shove them up his arse. Might
provoke a smile.

615
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:20,970
Welcome home.

616
00:46:38,691 --> 00:46:42,009
How come you've not had any parking?

617
00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:43,009
I'm on the back.

618
00:46:43,010 --> 00:46:44,149
Are you sure about this?

619
00:46:44,150 --> 00:46:45,029
What's he sure?

620
00:46:45,030 --> 00:46:47,440
Come on, folks, we want to get back for
the match.

621
00:46:47,441 --> 00:46:53,469
They'll go through the front door,
surely? I can't believe you haven't

622
00:46:53,470 --> 00:46:54,520
your mind.

623
00:46:54,730 --> 00:46:55,780
They're here now.

624
00:46:55,870 --> 00:46:56,990
Come on, come inside.

625
00:47:01,850 --> 00:47:05,470
Right. 30 seconds from walking in the
door to shut it down.

626
00:47:05,730 --> 00:47:07,170
I won't remember that number.

627
00:47:07,530 --> 00:47:10,780
Any number you want, you can reprogram
it. What, like four zeros?

628
00:47:11,170 --> 00:47:13,370
Yeah. Yeah, if you really think.

629
00:47:13,730 --> 00:47:15,840
I won't get through the door in 30
seconds.

630
00:47:16,030 --> 00:47:17,990
I mean, I'm always carrying stuff.

631
00:47:18,370 --> 00:47:20,110
Well, you're going to have to learn.

632
00:47:20,410 --> 00:47:21,460
Right.

633
00:47:22,390 --> 00:47:23,440
Come on.

634
00:47:37,550 --> 00:47:39,660
You wouldn't like my choice of
furniture.

635
00:47:43,990 --> 00:47:46,230
My stuff's going to look awful in here.

636
00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:48,920
Where is it? Are they bringing it
through?

637
00:47:55,870 --> 00:47:56,920
Ta -da!

638
00:47:58,710 --> 00:47:59,760
No.

639
00:47:59,761 --> 00:48:00,909
Why not?

640
00:48:00,910 --> 00:48:01,960
No! Why not?

641
00:48:02,430 --> 00:48:03,930
Well, someone might want that.

642
00:48:04,310 --> 00:48:05,360
Burn it.

643
00:48:07,870 --> 00:48:08,920
Burn it!

644
00:48:12,530 --> 00:48:13,750
Get it all on, fat boy.

645
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:18,350
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